A better post, more about me, less about food

got asked some questions from a long time fan recently.

finally getting round to answering them...

1. what you've been up to for the last 5 years

i been living in 'stralia and working on this internet thingy
    
2. why you're in Oz
i like it here, it only rains once a year,

3. where you're working
at a place called reactive, the people are nice,

4. when you're coming back to the UK
i've been back a few times, if i haven't managed to catch up with you, i apologise. i'm a wanker

5. do you still see mutual friends from Brighton, eg Becky?
no. but sometimes people come visit me here. not enough though, get off your arses and get over here. if you like it we can get married so you can stay.

6 why you're interested in meeting men and women - is there something I've missed?
not sure i understand this one, i've always been interested in men and women. i have friends of both sexes. oh, you mean sexually? hmmm...

7. do you still pull girls pants down when you're drunk?!
yes, but these days i get there permission first. must be my old age or something